What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

Me : Sure.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What are some sex stories from your college days?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : I don't drink

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

He : Tea ?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

He : I'm 24.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Thank you.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!